Fake Dating on Thin Ice

THE MESS They say Jake “The Dragon” Falcone earned his nickname by setting fire to the ice his first season in the NHL. But just between us ladies, I’m pretty sure he earned it for the dragon in his pants.

From my first hug as his fake girlfriend, it’s clear he’s packing. After a few fake dates I realize he’s packing…everywhere. Heart, brains, a killer sense of humor—Jake is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man.

He’s also my client and OFF LIMITS. Oh, and he has a dangerously unhinged ex who's out for my blood.

I should steer clear, and I would, if my dragon weren’t so completely incredible…

THE DRAGON The name sounded like a joke. Who in his right mind wants a “Hot Mess” running damage control on his messed-up love life?

But by the time I leave her apartment on day one, I’m hooked on this sexy blonde. I want all of her, from the smart mouth that makes me smile to the wounded heart I know I can heal.

But can a Madison Avenue princess and a man from the wrong side of the tracks live happily ever after?