Puck It Off

Maggie

I'm a yoga instructor. I'm trained to stay calm and focused under any circumstance. But after one amazing night with three pro-hockey players, I'm reduced to a ball of fury just thinking about them, let alone being anywhere near them after their quick dismissal of that night.

Even after overhearing them claim our one night together was a one and done, they continue to show up at my yoga studio and participate in all the classes. I've tried to ban them from my studio but they continue to return day after day.

What's a girl to do but train the goats from the goat yoga class to head butt them in their privates, maybe then they will finally get the hint and realize they were the ones who threw away any hope of a relationship with me and just Puck it Off.