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Of Swine and Roses

by Ilona Andrews

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First published: 4 Mar 2011
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Available as: eBook

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Format: eBook
Length: 20 pages
Published: 4 Mar 2011
Publisher: Ilona Andrews, Inc

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About This Book

A young adult story about a girl, a pig, some magic, and the worst date ever.

Chad Thurman is a thug, who carries brass knuckles in both pockets and lays magic traps for intruders into "his" neighborhood. The last thing Alena Kornov wants to do is to go on the date with him. But when her family pressures her, she can't say no. Now the ice-cream is absent, the pig is running for its life, and we won't even mention the dead guy…

This story previously appeared as a free read on our website.

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